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no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
People who provide you a service…. That’s their job, to provide the service well. Not to be nice and friendly and smile at you.
@CrystalmReed: he’s not happy about this… but I can’t help it.
How I show my affection for animals
me playing Kim Kardashian: Hollywood
don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus
WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING ALL THESE YEARS
FINALLY thank god
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?